Title: lying by omission isn't really lying at all (but it certainly makes you feel just as shitty)
Characters/Pairings: Sam, slight Dean, slight Sam/Jess
Rating: G
Summary: Sam hates lying about his father's job, even at six years old.

( When Sammy's first grade teacher asked him where his father worked, he hesitated before answering. )

Title: As Useful as Boobs on a Man
Characters: Dean, Sam
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: SPN is not mine.
Note: Minor spoiler for 1.16 ("Shadow").

( 'No offense, but your alarm's about as useful as boobs on a man.' )

Title: Almost Normal
Characters: Sora, Riku, Kairi
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: KH is not mine.

( Riku snuck up behind Sora quietly. )

Title: Driven
Pairing: pre-Brennan/Tru/Sara
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Bones, Tru Calling and CSI are not mine.

( Faces were like bones for Brennan. )

Title: The Perks of Being a Ninja
Characters: Kisame, Itachi
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.

( Itachi was in a foul mood. )

Title: Room 69
Characters: Kakashi, Sasuke
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.

( 'These tools,' said Kakashi, handing the stony-faced boy glaring out from the crack between the grimy motel wall and the door a bag, 'Will solve all your problems.' )

Title: Metamorphosis
Characters: James, Sirius
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: HP is not mine.
Note: For spikora.

( 'Old people can't drive well.' )

Title: Near the Mushroom Patch
Characters: Sasuke, Kakashi
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine

( Sasuke felt guilty, as if someone was watching him as he grew closer to the dark woods. )

Title: Sasuke and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Characters: Sasuke, Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.

( Squatting close to the ground, Kakashi examined a spot on the asphalt that might have once been a duck. )